Late Night Thoughts With Peter Snyder – Episode 15

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Episode 15 – Fruits BABAAAY

It’s Summertime, so let’s rank some god damn fruits.

Honorable Mention – Cantaloupe

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Cantaloupe is a hit or miss type of fruit. It is either in season and banging like a Triscuit or out of season and is as sour as rotten milk.

5. Grapes (Green)

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Get those red grape supporters out of my face, Green grapes are the superior grape and everybody with half a brain knows it.

4. Peaches

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Sneaky good fruit, especially in the summertime. I can really get down with a good peach when I am sitting poolside during the sweltering summer months.

3. Strawberries

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Some of my cousins went strawberry picking today and brought home some juicy delights. Strawberries are the Megan fox of fruits as they never quite age and only get better with time.

2. Oranges

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Every athlete can relate to this pick. Nothing quite hits like those orange slices that are given to you during either halftime or between-innings of your sporting event.

1. Watermelon

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Refer back to episode 2 to find out why I am selecting Watermelon as the creme de la creme of the fruits. All true champions must acknowledge and respect what got them there in the first place. Lebron couldn’t have won a championship without the basketball. Barry couldn’t have hit 700 home runs without the Steroid….baseball and Peter Snyder would not be a 3-time Watermelon eating champion without the Watermelon.

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